I always knew there was something strange about diplomacy. I mean I love it. After all I'm a student of diplomacy, but there was always something about it that made me look at diplomats out of the corner of my eye. For example lets take today's shady shady shaaady case.
What happened? I'll tell you what happened. Esther Pascaline the wife of a Congolese diplomat to Romania has been arrested for smuggling over 18,000 cigarette packets. OH MY GOSH!!!!! Do you know what this means? It means that there were so many that the police stopped counting. You know how I know? I know, because every article says "over 18,000" which means that when investigators got to number 18,000 they were like "That's it I give up."
Pictures haven't been shown, because of Diplomatic Immunity of course. However, according to BBC Africa Mrs. Bombeto was using Diplomatic Immunity to smuggle Albanian made cigarettes to Romania. It was occuring at a frequency of once a week. She snubbed Romanian intelligence officers who wanted to talk to her, so they.......BROKE HER WINDOW!!! Yes guys they broke her window with a crow bar.
(Sidebar:How do you think they did that? Did they only use the crow bar once? Did they hit the car again and again with her standing behind it screaming "Stop!!! Stop!! I'll confess!!...just wondering.
Okay, so anyway when they broke the window they found over 18,000 cigarette packets.
She was arrested returning from Serbia. What a shame. She obviously doesn't have a legit. job...or maybe her husband doesn't give her "allowance" hmmmm. I'll keep you posted.
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