She said "I got sumthin for yo' a**"

So "What do you do when your boyfriend breaks up with you?" Tow his car? Maybe key his car? Well as these sound like extreme measures they're still more common than what I heard today. In London, UK a man decided to break up with his girlfriend who (by the way) happens to be a dentist. If that sounds like he's stupid you haven't heard anything yet which says to me that he deserved what ended up happening to him in the first place. This fool scheduled an appointment with the said "dentist/girlfriend" and what did she do????? She extracted all 32 of his teeth....
Now THAT'S FUNNY...but you still haven't heard it all. The gentleman's new girlfriend broke up with him because she just couldn't bear having a bf with no teeth....awww, how pragmatic. Obie Trice said it best: In his "Gotta have Teeth!" video. It sucks to be him.

Zee run down: So the man 45 scheduled an appointment with his 32 year old ex girlfriend saying "I thought she was a professional." However the girlfriend was thinking "What a bastard." He said he knew something was wrong when he " woke up and couldn't feel any teeth in his mouth."

You know, this is why some guys dont like to be with us young girls. I mean I'm not in to that sort of thing but do you know how bad she's made it for girls around the world seeking sugar daddys? Geesh...she done messed up the game.. Anyway, she's in jail for three years and he's saving money for dental work mmmhmmm.

Trayvon Martin March for Justice

Here we go...

How pathetically ironic can Zimmerman get. I mean really????? really. I'm all for defending yourself even when you're backed up against the wall but.......really? Zimmerman still claims #Trayvon Martin chased him (not vice versa). However there's a tape where Police dispatchers are telling him NOT to pursue Martin.

By the way that tape reminds me of someone trying to fight a bully with no back up...you look like a fool. Zimmerman not only looks like a fool, but he looks guilty. He has a lawyer who I'll bet you my entire student loan debt is writing a book about this case as we speak. Let's face it Zimmerman is going to jail as he should. However, I guess it wouldn't be entertaining if we don't add the right amount of suspense and drama.

Let's watch, shall we...

RIP #TrayvonMartin

#MillionHoodieMovement

We shut City Hall DOWN

Oh my my my....The events that have happened today have been long awaited. Trayvon Martin's murderer Zimmerman has been charged with 2nd Degree murder and is currently being held without bail after turning himself into authorities earlier today.
Well it's about time...Isn't it? Zimmerman used the "Stand your Ground" Law; allowing one to shoot and (possibly) kill another person on the basis of "feeling threatened.", as his defense to kill Martin. Trayvon Martin was walking to his home holding candy and an ice tea. All we asked for was for his killer, Zimmerman to be brought to justice.

Desolved:
February 28th-Trayvon Martin 17 shot
March 13th Police chief says Zimmerman won't be charged
March 15th-Police release 911 tapes
March 19th investigation lauched
March 22nd-police chief "steps aside"
March 23-Obama announces "If I had a son he'd look like Trayvon"
March 28-29 Zimmerman's father and brother appear on Television
April 11th-Zimmerman turns himself in and charged

We have signed petitions, we have stood in the cold and NOW justice is done. Though we had leaders on our side recognition must be established. Young people like myself, or even younger than me are responsible for not letting this case be ignored.
VICTORY IS OURS!! VICTORY IS OURS!! Martin your death is NOT in vain.

For more info about the Trayvon Martin case, you can look here