Saturday, May 14, 2011

HE DID WHAT???!!!


Okay, as Africans say, "It has happened it has happened." Earlier tonight in the luxurious Sofitel Hotel in New York the head of the International Monetary Fund (IMF) was arrested for sexual assault. So this is how it happened, a hotel maid was called to his room and when she arrived Mr. Strauss-Kahn was stark naked and tried to "force himself on her." When she was able to escape Mr. Strauss-Kahn made a run for it LEAVING HIS CELL PHONE IN THE HOTEL!!! He was going to run back to France on the soonest Air France plane when the authorities were able to catch up with him JUST BEFORE the plane doors closed.
mm mm mm isn't that exciting? I mean just imagine all the years that he's been doing this and getting away with it? kudos to the maid who stood up to him. However, doesn't it make you wonder? I've seen Mr. Strauss-Kahn before. He's a bit on the heavy side. How did she escape? Did she kick him and run? Did she hit him with a broom or the hotel cell phone? When he ran away did he run in his bathrobe and change at a nearby Brooks Brothers? Was he wearing a navy blue blazer and khakis or was he wearing a suit? You know it would have been much more disgraceful if he was wearing a suit right???
Well we won't know the answers for long, because Mr. Strauss-Kahn is NOT I repeat NOT cooperating with police. This is only the beginning. My eyes are glued to the television and I WILL keep you updated. Why?? Because no sexual abuser deserves secrecy. (finger snap).

1 comment:

Dola said...

This should be a great lesson for other power hungry perverts that, even if they get away with crimes for 100times there is always the 1 time that the law will catch up with them. Well then pay back will be super sweet. So mr Strauss-Kahn cooperate if you want, but you have fallen from greatness. Kudos to the maid and the authorities for clipping yur wings.
Dola