So "What do you do when your boyfriend breaks up with you?" Tow his car? Maybe key his car? Well as these sound like extreme measures they're still more common than what I heard today. In London, UK a man decided to break up with his girlfriend who (by the way) happens to be a dentist. If that sounds like he's stupid you haven't heard anything yet which says to me that he deserved what ended up happening to him in the first place. This fool scheduled an appointment with the said "dentist/girlfriend" and what did she do????? She extracted all 32 of his teeth....
Now THAT'S FUNNY...but you still haven't heard it all. The gentleman's new girlfriend broke up with him because she just couldn't bear having a bf with no teeth....awww, how pragmatic. Obie Trice said it best: In his "Gotta have Teeth!" video. It sucks to be him.
Zee run down: So the man 45 scheduled an appointment with his 32 year old ex girlfriend saying "I thought she was a professional." However the girlfriend was thinking "What a bastard." He said he knew something was wrong when he " woke up and couldn't feel any teeth in his mouth."
You know, this is why some guys dont like to be with us young girls. I mean I'm not in to that sort of thing but do you know how bad she's made it for girls around the world seeking sugar daddys? Geesh...she done messed up the game.. Anyway, she's in jail for three years and he's saving money for dental work mmmhmmm.
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